The Royal Treatment (PART I)

I have not written in a while... I hope you have been practicing my words of advice. I know girls hate taking advice from each other because for some reason every girl is convinced we are all jealous of her. We all do it. But honestly at some point we must seek advice from each other. Kodwa ke angikho lapho... This blog is to speak about home affairs and oSide Chick.

Side Chicks are a problem though in many relationships and we must acknowledge their existence and their purpose in society. Its a psychological that once you feel like there is competition for your mans attention that you improve your game and show him that its you that must stay. That's how style variations and whorism started. There are no limits when you are fighting for your man. A worthy man of course not a lumpen that's looking to just hit once in a while. A good man will nature you, confide in you, protect you and love you . This good man (not all) will wander some times and at these times you must excel as a wifey, as  a lady and a whore.  

I know all of you know of the 80/20 rule from How did I get Married by Tyler Perry; forget being the 80. The 80 lady is kind, caring and loving... When there is a 20 lady roaming the streets of your relationship, you have to lower your standards and be a better 20 lady. That means showing that nigga that you can be as dirty as he wants and although you may be the mother of his children but  you are the Beyoncé of his dreams and the lead in his porn movie! Once again, this is a man that is worth it, hhay usikhotheni nje. This post talks about what I call... The Royal Treatment! This is not child's play. This is war! Gloves and condoms off. Lines blurred! Siya lapho singakaze siye khona. First do your research on this man of yours, know his favorite porn site, his favorite position and his optimal fantasy. You must be this!

I was livid when I saw an SMS on his phone from some girl hallucinating and thinking she could have him over on some dinner or whatever. I was not interested though in what she had to say. That's the thing with oMem, you blame the side chick. You have failed as a Mem if you text or call the Side Chick. Yours is to keep that man of yours happy! I'm talking about a real man. God helps those that help themselves. A friend on Facebook often says never get comfortable in the Mem position because you may find that there are many departments. I was determined to be his HOD for all these departments. I was not snooping though, in my defense, He gave me his phone so that I could call his sister and tell her that we were on our way to visit her and the kids, then saw the SMS. When we got there I forgot about that SMS and bonded with the babies, playing in the garden. Cooking with Sister in Law while our men were watching Soccer. I would have rather watch the game as well but gotta keep up my "ngikhuthele"appearances till nigga puts a ring on it. It was fun and when we about to leave i gave her two precious boys hugs and kisses as they waved goodbye to uMalume in their Pijamas. The ride back to his place was filled with giggles, and laughter. Making jokes about our kids and I asked that he buy me an Orlando Pirates jersey because that weekend we were going to watch the Boys play at Moses Mabhida. I complained of thrush that night so there was no sex, I couldve had sex with him but was still a little angry. Still cuddling. The next day at lunch he picked me up from work and gave me a packet from the pharmacy with vaginal cream for thrush. Also an Edgars one with my Season OP jersey. Hahaha. Give that man a Bells! Ngiyiqeqeshile lendoda, akukho munt ozovele afike esezothatha nje.

Saturday came and I met him at the bottom of his building early in the morning. "Hey baby" I said, with a serious kiss, I'm sure the security guard had a boner from that. I even reached into his track pants and he pulled away and turned around and I grabbed his ass. "What has gotten into you Young Lady"and I said He had to get into me. Shaking his head with a smile I said lets take the steps and not the lift as I pulled him in to the stair case. We had 6 floors to go and after that the third flight of stairs I stopped and in mid-speech I put my finger on his lips. I went a step ahead and gave him such a sex driven stair. I unzipped my jeans and kissed him. He just said that we must wait till we got endlini, I shook my head and bit my lip. Now reaching into his pants and as always my penis was vibrating, it was so hard. He just breathed heavily as I brushed and gripped it such that a hard way I felt his pre-cum drip. In my head I was in power. I kissed him harder and deeper, fucking his mouth and moving faster and faster on his big curved up Dick! I whispered "I love you, you know that right..." I got a heavy yes and I sat on the stair such that my head was level with his penis. Hello baby I thought, right there in the staircase of his building. I knew I had to be quick. I remembered the words I had read in Cosmo on how to give great head. The first step is to enjoy it, so that he enjoys it. I looked up to him  and said "Give it to me baby" and he shoved it in my mouth. I moaned as I sucked it, in my mind I was eating a magnum. I licked it up and down and pushing it so far back that i gagged, as I rolled up my tongue so that the bottom his great manhood was above me and licked the bottom vein up his shaft and played with the head a bit. My fingers were at work n his testicles and gripping his buttocks. Poor man was hymning in sighs, moans and ahhs. I looked up at him and told him "I want you" his forehead was veined and sweaty from the frustration due to sexual excitement and adrenalin from the spontaneity  and doing it in a public space. I gripped his love handle areas and went in again and I applied some pressure on the shaft in this rhythm, he came almost immediately. I continued to suck it ,  and swallowing simultaneously  His hand was gripping my weave so hard and the other to balance him self. His dick slowly shrunk and I put it back into his track pants and I got up to kiss him and hug. "Was just saying Hello baby" and he laughed shaking his head.

When we got up, I was planning on making some eggs and sausages for breakfast. He says to me why am so dressed in his house don't I know the laws. Joking. I take off my shorts, I know that's what he wanted. So here I was prancing around in my undies (nothing special yaz, would've worn the silky ones) and gathering eggs, toast. I bent over to get sausages in the deep freezer and that's when I felt it! I let myself submit to him, he dropped my undies and placed his penis between my bum cheeks. I was shaking but surprisingly very wet. He just kept on sliding it and his fingers were fucking me slowly. He was so turned on I could feel his breathing. No one spoke, only the fridge that I leaned on (fingers were ice cold at this stage) made a noise. I felt the pressure as my juices were being spread from pussy to ass hole by his amazing dick. I gasped and tried not to move as this was a man with a mission, I could tell. He separated my legs slightly and knelt with my ass still up in the sky. The feeling of his wet tongue on my hot bum was ecstasy and I collapsed form the depth of the spasms in my punani! He lifted me up and gripped my pelvic girdle, I was weak... Not sure if it was the sensations or the strength in me he had. Your man loves giving you pleasure. Let Him. I felt his wet tongue again, but thus time it was on my bum hole...I think. He moved it slightly around and I couldn't help but exhale loudly. Here was this man just kneeling behind me... Licking my ass hole. So sweetly, so passionately. I felt power less and my hands were possibly frozen. He leaned back and pulled me so that I sat on him. He pulled my ankles towards him and left me in a squat and could feel the tension namajaqamba building up untill He put it in my pussy which was possibly in a state of amaze coz my pussy was wet, warm and vibrating and could even hear my heart beat... It slid in with difficulty, I think I was so tense my vaginal muscles were tough. He asked if he must stop, I said no.

"Uyangifuna?" he whispered kissing my neck... I replied with a nod and leaned on the floor and began moving... He grabbed me and said "Kujahwephi? "with this he held my bum and moved me in and out so softly and so deeply... I was on the verge of cuming and normally bengizofenda kakhulu ngize ngichame. "Ngyakthanda love" he was possibly reciting a poem of I love you's and I was only interested in the close Orgasm I was feeling. He stopped fucking... and held my waist so that I wouldn't move either. I sat there, he pulled my weave back and kissed and licked of my ear. My back was so arched I felt like a true porn star. His dick still inside. His hands brushing my stomach and breast, while he was breathing and kissing my ear and neck. I was not aware of where my hands or arms were, but he created circles of pleasure all over my body. I was a pool of tongues and I could feel his fingers walk on my nipples and circling them softly, little as they were at that time they were hard! I grabbed my head like a woman who had lost her mind, my eyes closed, my brows frowning. I was crazy and where he wanted me to be. Let your man do his will with you for the side chick does this when you are too proud to. I started fucking him subconsciously and could feel his grip tightening and his breathing getting heavier  This was that point of no return, were both so aroused that the only way out was to fuck hard and consistently. he called my name "Kumnandi?" I said yes! "Yes who?" I said "Yebo Zondi! Kumnandi Nondaba wam" Yes wangibhebha ngaze ngamthakazela! I busted soon after and he immediately followed, I sure there were litres of cum. Our bodies filled with goose bumps and shaking at the altitude of sexual pleaser. Our sweat mixed, our heart beats synchronised, our organs of amaze still united... "Angyaz mina lento" he said briefly and I just held his arms around me. We layon our side and we stayed like that for a while on the floor. Then I remembered the breakfast. 

After eating, I cleaned up the house, did his laundry and when he went to shower. I grabbed his phone... then I put it down. I don't need to do this to myself I thought, I shouldn't read his emails or smses. Then I took it and searched his internet browsing history for porn. I got a few sites then sent myself the links. Ladies, its just porn. He has been watching it since he was 14... Ngeke umhlukanise nayo. I'll look at them later. I freshened up and decided to have a little more fun before headinng for drinks with friends before the game. I put on my new OP jersey. No undies. I threw myself on the bed and positioned my self so that he would have the perfect view and acted like I was asleep. I was "woken" by his laughing, "Who tryna kid MaDlamini" I laughed also and I could see his Dick grow through his towel. I started rolling around the bed, touching myself and moaning, like they do in porn movies. Hahaha, this was the beginning of the royal treatment... Never deny him punani. This is war.

He just looked at me, with a wicked smile across his face... "Woza La" I said ... 

Anyway the boys played well kwiGame :) 

...Part II coming soon...

The Brooke in Me...

When a tweep asked, "What is the reason for lingerie vele?" I began thinking about what we used to think when we were children when we saw Bold and the Beautiful and days of Our Lives where Brooke, Taylor and Marlena were always flaunting their bodies to their men in these silky and lacy bits of clothing. The definition for lingerie is "fashionable and typically alluring undergarments including flexible, stretchy, sheer, or decorative materials like Lycra, nylon (nylon tricot), polyester, satin, lace, silk and sheer fabric. However, certain cotton or synthetic undergarments can also be considered to be lingerie." according to Wikipedea anyways. Well I also thought of our local scene, no one wears lingerie in our soapies, except Dineo. So this tweep was right to ask such. When did we need alluring undergaments as our black men barely even see the colour of your underwear, typically once you start kissing it leads to tearing off of clothes (him on top) and heavy breathing, some fingering and weak foreplay then inside it goes. That cannot be life!!

When I refer to black women. I speak about us south african ladies who have stretch marks, kiwi and cellulite. The elders say its the food we eat that causes our bodies to ripen so abruptly that we get serious stretchmarks. Its the weirdest thing though, even small (size 32) will have some cellulite and also a stretch mark in the love handles area or the but area. I went to an All Girl School so I know a lot of bodies. I'm big girl and I know my flaws. But I have never felt my flaws during sex. If you do, understand its your own fault not the guy. I joined #TeamLightsOn and #TeamHowDoYouWantMeBaby when the following finally sunk in: If a nigga loves you, he will love you through your imperfections and love you because of them, kiss them, breathe on them and walk his fingers on the humps of your skin. 

So why not award him with lingerie hey? Not because he did anything in particular. But because he kisses you on the forehead after making love, or he holds your hand as you are in height of sexual arousal, because he holds you when you are cold and wipes your tears when you cry. There is a look in his eyes that you will only get if he longs for you, to pull your hair and to grab your titties. And lets face it. Our men love some jiggly bits and see it as a test of their strength if they can satisfy a thicker woman. My girls always share tips and tricks of how to be sexy and generally brush it off saying lingerie is expensive. I think whats so sexy is the tension in taking it off the bits and lace adds the thrill and the excitement.Oh ya, its okay to spend money on your relationship. Its your investment. Trust me, you will get it back multiplied.

As I lay on his bed one morning,thinking of the great things he did to me the previous night. He had to go work and said he will be back before lunch. I had told him that would not happen, and it did not. One thing i try never to moan about is his work, he loves it and I love him, so i should love his work as well. I had the day to myself and thought to my self what I must do the whole day. You see, I had told mom I had a work trip so I was stuck here the whole weekend. After cleaning and cooking I opened a bottle of wine and soon I was asleep watching the Muvhango omnibus. He woke me with a kiss on the lips and a rose brushing the side of my face. "I could come home to this everyday" he said with a chuckle. "To a snoring, ugly woman drooling on your couch?" I replied with a yawn. He smiled and kissed my nose saying I was perfect, even with my snoring. We fooled around a bit then gave him a Castle Lite and afetr the game I gave him supper and curled up next to him. Just talking about this at work, greetings from his mom etc

While he was washing the dishes and catching up with more Sports highlights *rme*. I went to the bedroom to set up for something I call, the Brooke in Me. I put on a playlist with Beyoncé 4 - Dance for you, Maxwell and Boy 2 Men etc. Took off my leggings and  vest and put on a black thong with pink ribbon and matching corset with straps running in a zig zag in the middle, I bought at a Truworths sale. It wasn't proper lingerie but it will have to do till I could afford the real thing. I switched off the main lights and lit the side lamps only. Spraying perfume all over the room and put the rose he got me on the bed, I put on some eye make up. I tied my hair up and took out the bottle of Durex Play lube and placed it on the side table along with chocolate whispers... I was shitting in my pants so scared of what I was planning. How would he respond though? Probably kiss me like he normally does or shag me like he normally does. I put on his gown and went to the other room, to check if it was the right time or not. It wasn't. I poured a glass of wine for my nerves and took the tub of ice cream and started eating it slowly. Teasing him by looking at him and licking the spoon till I was horny enough to no longer wait so I went to him and sat on top of him (Ingasangitsinyi kanje iCorset ngaphansi) facing him and fed him some ice cream while kissing him. Letting the melting cream drip on him and kissing it off while touching him softly. I felt my blood rush all over my body. Don't know if it was the wine or the growing heat between us. I got off him and went to put the ice cream in the fridge. "Sengyolala Mr" and winked at him and ran into the bedroom. I took off the gown, I put on my sexy black suede boot heels (he bought these for me) and sat on the study table facing the bed crossing my legs, fixed my cleavage and  pressed play on the laptop and waited...

Heart racing as I hear him switching off the TV and lights. He was coming in at any second now.  He enters in the room and stops, his eyes searching for safety. He was in my kraal now. No escaping until everyone is sexed enough. "Hi there" I said as I reached up to kiss him on the lips, walking backwards, leading him to the bed. While he catches his breath I remove his clothes with poise and calmness in my motion. He touches me, my corset, running his fingers on the black lace and pink ribbon. I sit him on the bed and put the rose in his mouth, "If you dare drop this rose... " with a serious look in my eyes, he nods in a trance of the unknown. I'm sure he is thinking what is this girl doing. I turn the music up and start singing along with Alicia Keys (Fire we make) and I sing and dance slowly in front of the study table. The beat possessed my body, moving in a sexual rhythm and touching myself. Flashes of Ciara, Beyonce and Kelly Rowland came to me and (thanks to the wine) I only heard the music and the juices filling up beneath me. Closing my eyes, mourning and licking my lips till the end of the song. I walked slowly to him, sweating and desperation across his eyes. The rose firmly as I had left it. Hands clutching the bed spread. The dick, rock hard and already pre-cum accumulating on the tip. I kissed it, not deeply just for my wet warm salava to cover it with the underneath my tongue slowly down his shaft and blowing it softly going up. Ngyamthanda lobhuti, I cant help it. I enjoy him, his taste, his skin and his affection. Do not go down on a nigga if you do not enjoy it.

His breathing had taken a new rhythm and with his inhaling I take him in deeper, enjoying the power I have in this position. I figured I should let this nut get out of the way otherwise he will be too distracted to enjoy the rest. I climbed on top of him and breathed in as I put the tip in then pressed that hard cock on my happy bean, it was so wet that it just slid in and I was swirling on him. I compressed it so that my pussy locked around him for ten seconds (Cosmo taught me this) and he sighed holding the tension and I removed the rose and kissed him passionately. I put his head in my neck and whispered "Come for me sthandwa sam" I moved harder and faster "Ngyakufuna baby... Woza... Come for me" and he let it out I felt the heat and the sweat goblets on his forehead and his skin crawling with goose bumps. I held him with his dick still inside me. He whispered how much he loved me and we kissed sweetly. I rolled over to the side of the bed, only my corset on now. Grabbing the massage lube, I put some on him and rub his back, "Tell me what you want baby" I said as I eased his stressed shoulders, and kissing him where I saw fit. he told me, he wants to make me happy. 

I went to get my wine and when I came back, I leaned on the door and wait for him to catch a glimse of me. "You said something about making me happy..." he had this naughty look in his eyes and he looked at the D growing. I smiled and told him its the lube. we rubbed more on our bodies actually came in the process as he slid it in and out of my punani. I sat on him and told him to lie back. I untangled the ribbons, revealing my breast and he threw it away, reached up to grab his twins and rubbed my nipples till hard and erect. Before I gave him the power. i put some lube and turned my body (trying to do it sexy) away towards his feet. Separating his legs I put lube on his balls and massaging them sensitively, his dick stood fully erect. In my mind I wanted to put the finger in his bum but figured maybe not yet, so I ran my acrylic tips on the veins on this hard dick in front of me  and let my fingers run down below the area where the dick shaft and scrotum meet and just ran it in a circle felt his penis fill hard with blood I heard him shreak in a heavy sigh, not clear if its pain or pleasure. Ngiyenzan indoda yabantu. I sucked the tip of his penis, that I knew he enjoyed, and I felt him pull me so that my bum was closer to his face. I relaxed my senses and before I knew it, I was in my first 69.  Its incredible because as you provide the ultimate pleasure you also receive it. 

He fucked me with his fingers, nose and tongue, I felt dizzy and all I managed to do was ensure my mouth remained around his cock... My hands were gripping the sheets so hard. I collapsed next to his dick when he blew and licked towards the bum hole. Even my fingertips had tingling spasms. He rolled me over and I gasped loudly as he penetrated me and thrusting in at a rapid pace. My back arched and my knees in a squat. he was my Lord and I was his peasant. He talked to me as he fucked me, I don't remember answering all i could say was his name. He commanded me to tell him I loved him. "I Love you!!" say it in Zulu "Ngyakthanda" there was a ruling base in his voice and a painful  rhythm! "Say My name" I said it. My world spinning and my body sub-consciously fucking back. I could feel a new wave coming. He pressed his thumb on my clit and asked again..."Whats my Name" I screamed it and he hit my but and said "Ubhejwa ubani?" in a weak response I told him it was him. Then I knew there is something called good pain. He jerked my legs on his left shoulder and I thought he was going to break me. But instead he hit a new and unknown spot, I couldn't breathe, the pain, but it was so good I felt like I was about to fart... I told him not to stop. All i could hear was Destiny's Child Cater to you in the back round. I also recall him telling me He loves me. "I love you too baby" were the last words I said in a trembling voice and I felt my eyes water and he came in a co-scream of "Im coming" his body was wet and filled with goose bumps, mine was running with spasms and when he saw I was crying he wiped the tears off and asked,worried, did i hurt you baby? I just said "You are amazing" he kissed me and we fell asleep with him on top of me. My body went out like a light. 

He woke me up at 6 saying its time to take my pill. My man! My boo! My Commander! We bathed and went to church and later had lunch with with his parents. I could barely pee or sit but kept up appearences. Akudlali ukuba uBrook

Dear Diary...

Dear Diary...

I figure an appropriate cause of death for any young lady should be, "Died trying a new sex position" I really would not mind that. At least I would have died trying to make myself happy. As young people we seek the happiness of our parents (home, kids, permanent job) where as we should want happiness for the here and now. If you having sex or making love, might as well enjoy it. People question me and my habits, the concept is simple:  Once a man wants to build a relationship with you it simply means that he is availing his penis for you to use. He now surrenders his penis to the power of the heat between your thighs. This is now your penis. One must use one's things! So use that penis in order to reach your own extreme levels of desire. Its a waste to do it if you not prepared to receive the Ecstasy and crazy toe curling sensations running through your body.

 Sex is an art, I'm no Proff nor gynecologist  but I know good sex and I know great sex. Our bodies become flexible and on such a high, when sexually aroused, that there is no position you cannot do. No matter your size or the size of his penis (Nose grows longer).  Men and females are different. A man will undeniably and most certainly reach his climax, EVERYTIME. He will cum even if the girl is posed like a Nandos full chicken. So do not trust the male species to ensure your sexual pleasure ladies, this is your responsibility. Ladies have several hot spots for pleasure, and each time a girl cums, it doesn't feel like the previous time and she has different levels of orgasm and these are reached by different positions, different textures, rhythms and angles. You have a lifetime to explore these... I reckon you get on it.

I have realised that I actually have a fetish with abnormal sex. As winter is sneaking in, one thinks about sex more and more. I am always sexually aroused and keen on doing something new. I did some research on the internet (not porn) to discover new positions and the anatomy of the penis. I was gaining more confidence with initiating new things and he was reaping the benefits, so there, its all a win win. After reading that the male G spot lies 1.5 cm inside his anus, I wanted to do this for him. Oh but I know he will not respond keenly to that. I thought about ways to trick him into bending over for me. Hahaha. Then  I downloaded some animations and sent the 69 pic to my boyfriend one lazy night, he was at a braai with his friends. His response was that he was coming to fetch me right at that moment. I stay at home, so I told him I can sneak out but I'll have to be back in a few hours before my mom wakes up. I don't even think he read that message because in less than 15 minutes he called to say he is outside. Ncoah when he gets a Boner he just has this different texture in his voice, a certain huskiness. I managed to freshen up, grab some wet wipes and take off my panties, put some perfume lotion on, put on a denim mini and a vest for the braai (Where I thought we were going).  I had not shaved in a while, ahh well indoda yam of years and he will just have to deal with the consequences unexpected sex opportunities. As I sneaked out of home, I could feel the adrenalin kicking in and circulating my body... I hope to get at least three rounds. The thought of playing Wifey to his friends and their girlfriends just bored me at this stage.

As I get onto the car he greets me with a sweet smile and a brush on my cheek. I still melt after being with this man for years but my heart still skips a beat. He takes my hand as always, and we drive. I immediately start talking about my day,  this and that about my cute nephew. I softly tap his bulge, and poor thing was hard. I laugh softly and tease him about the girls at the braai. He just laughed saying his dick listens to one voice and that's mine. "Hahaha I told you that's my penis" and we laugh heading towards his place. What braai? As soon as it was confirmed that we going to his place I felt my punani dance up and down for joy. We were gonna get it :)

Arrived at his place and before even closing the door behind me, he hugged me for a few seconds, breathing in my neck and I grabbed his face and kissed him deeply and smoothly and asked him if everything was okay. He nodded then placed a few kisses on my lips and took my hand and led me to the bathroom. He ran a bath and some bath salts and soaps I'd bought for him a long time ago, it was normally just decoration (Yes we that black). I looked at him and we laughed because the bottle was ancient. While listening to the running water he let me unzip his pants and he did the same with my denim mini, while he stretched up to take off his t-shirt I went on my knees, facing a fully aroused circumcised dick curled up in front of me. I kissed the tip slightly and he let out a mumble about his mom. I took off his socks and pants by the ankles then took off my vest and bra. My titties were brushing his thighs and I could feel his hands shake as he grabbed my neck and directed my mouth to his manhood. I just took a deep breath and sucked it slowly up and down and finally deep throating so hard I gagged. Letting it go  to the back of my soft, squishy and warm tonsils, his scream gave me the chills. I ran my hand up his legs and separating them, so that I had enough space to work on this man. I left his penis and started kissing his testies, he was having weird spasms so I gently put one in my mouth. In my mind I was trying to be so sensitive then wen I sucked the other one he begged me to let him cum. I didn't reply and reached my head further into the depths of his body, at this weird position all I could do was reach my wet tongue slightly brushing just below the balls. At this point he screamed in a language I didn't know and gripped my shoulders so hard, then I felt droops of a hot creamy liquid land on my back. Ncoah. He collapsed next to me, saying this is meant to be my treat, I kissed him and told him "Its because I love you" then went into the bath and sat there in the warm water.

When he got the strength he stood up and joined me. Sat behind me. Now I'm no small girl so I thought about doing it right there than thought rather not... Until he started kissing my back and playing with my wet breast and now erect nipples. He was singing along with Maxwell's Bad Habits that was playing in the other room. Something about the water, about the warms and slipperyness made all nerves to be responsive and be on point, my muscles to ease at the mercy of this man. He reached down to my girlie and rubbed my clit so softly I gasped loudly as my body shook at this burning sensation and I pushed against him and lifted up my leg so that he would have more access. he continued to kiss me and caress all the bits of my body. Splishing and splashing water everywhere he grabbed me by the hips and lifted me slightly and I felt him enter me. Oh My! I did not expect that! We moved together in a slurry of vanilla scented water and cum and passion. We screamed together in a language induced by the feelings we ripped open together and in the heat he stood up and whispered something I was too dizzy to hear.

I found him fixing us drinks and we just spoke ekhishini naked. He had brought me meat from the braai. We were laughing and I kept looking at his penis hoping it would be ready soon. I was still horny and still had to sneak home. I rose from my chair and went to change the music and put Beyoncé 4. I led him to the couch and started moving smoothly to the beats and told him to just watch. I went to sit on the kitchen bar stool and gave him a perfect view as I sang along and ooh and aah touching my self. I was horny as hell and his penis was not responding fast enough. I chose to finger myself till I came my eyes locked on him I could see his hands gripping the sofa so I decided to up the intensity by taking a dish cloth and tying his hands behind his head and I climbed on him, his dick just touching my pussy, I took a sip of my drink, looking straight into his eyes and once I put it down on the coffee table I kissed him solid and  I bent backwards till my weave touched the floor and I licked my fingers and played with my clitoris and he has the perfect view. He was begging for it at this stage and as I was feeling like I'm about to cum again, I felt his strong hands touch me and his fingers fuck me and I was loving it too much to remember that we were role playing. I gave him the power. His dick was hard now and my pussy hot and wet, my clitoris vibrating, my head in wonder as I was upside down and still sitting on him. His hands clutched my feet and he put the tip of his penis in and slowly raising my feet while simultaneously putting more and more of his strong dick inside. Until finally my legs were in a squat, my head still upside down but our organs of pleasure in unity. This position gives him the view of power and an angle for his penis to rub against the G Spot and mine to just enjoy while he thrushes inside me. He lifted me up so that we could face each other and I came instantly as he was still inside me. 

He looked at me asking, "What do you want?" I screamed "You" and he gave it to me! We kiss as we move, him yelling my name and fucking harder, me begging him to go deeper and faster. Ahh he grabs my buttocks and opens them, to accommodate a new position. He pushed me to the side, put one leg over his leg and trushed in. My face was inbedded in the couch all I could feel was this man inside me and it felt so good. I don't know what I should name this new position scissors or the crab. Now we just talking dirty and I keep releasing hot juices all over him. He was shaking and ijaqamba was killing me but the price of an orgasm is high. Sweating and humping for a few more minutes in a rhythm now, when he pulls my other leg so that I fall on my stomach and he grabs my hips and puts it in from the back. Yaz there is just something about doogy style that sends spasms to all my muscles. I tighten my vagina (Kegel Exercise-girls should always do this) and i know he loves this and soon cums and his hot sweaty body lies on top of my back. We lay there, hot and breathing heavily fr a few minutes, listening to the last tracks of Beyoncé 4. He kissed my neck and told me I gotta go home before we get in trouble noMkhwekazi. This was true. The ride home was sweet as he bought a milkshake for me on the way. 

Oh! I also got a beautiful pair of boots from Foschini teh next day. But thats another story....

Love Ane

Master of my being

Usondela eduze kwam kuqhaqhazele wonke umzimba wam! 
Thembisa uyohlez useduze nam! 
Ngik'Hlebezela izimfihlo zam ngezenzo nobuthaka bam!
Kade ngihamba ngomqondo_ngingaz ukuth umqhele ngiwuthwele ngokuthanda wena! 
Imizwa nokujula kwam_kulele emithanjen yenhliziyo yakho! 
Mina ngingowakho_ njalo njalo! 
Mengimemeza ithemba lam lihaya ukubonga ukungipha umphefumulo.
Uchathazela amathonsi amanzi enjabulo neynqandu phesheya kwamehlo. 
Mina nawe! Incoko elixoxwa umdali uqobo!

Just Remember now...

Play it safe kids! And keep it clean.

Wrap it up guys... Please hey. Condoms can be very interesting. Who better to experiment with than your own boo! :* 

This is the worst thing you do to your vagina ladies. Pussies ae meant to be dirty and actually are self cleansing. Do not use soap or such harmful chemicals on it. You will kill all the microflora that is meant to be there.

Rather use GynaGuard! I mean if you only fuck ngeSkoon... then use this. It helps you keep your kookie clean and smell free. Don't worry about discharge, if it doesn't smell then you are okay.

Bengisho nje....

Sexual Dialogue

When I wake up in the morning and I that know later on, I'm gonna see that special person and of course I hope in my heart that I will will be getting fucked silly! At the back of mind I know who and what I am dealing with. I mean, being in a relationship with one person for a few months or years together. You know his smells, his patterns, his snoring and drool. You know his moods and his scars and most importantly you know his short comings! There has to be ways to "add spice" into it. I began having this fetish over other people's sex dialogues. By sex dialogue I refer to the language and rhythm between two people when they have sex or make love. Every couple has their own dialogue like for example Couple A's dialogue could entail a blow job and a muff then missionary whilst Couple B's dialogue could involve doggy style first then a blow job then he muffs hers till she cums all over his face. Every couple is different, so I began having intimate discussions with people I don't know on twitter, so as to find out how stretched out a sexual dialogue can go. I began following these crazy girls that always put up photo's of their pussies on Twitter. What intrigued me the most were the different angles the dick and pussies would meet. I wanted to optimise my sexual dialogue... Eyh Im sure when my boo esangishela did not know that he wanted to wife a freak, internal freak for now. Nothing is quite like having a greater libido than your man... Only one solution for this! Be different that the normal and be willing to bend over backwards...literally. One thing that us as ladies mistake, we leave these thoughts in our minds! Where as we should gain the upper hand and introduce the variations in order to make your own sexual dialogue increase.In my mind I know my own limits and a sister should never do anything she is not comfortable doing fr the sake of a man. Use that man to satisfy your self and enhance your sexual experience.

He said that he was going to pick me up for lunch and he wanted help with a few assignments. Now my baby didn't chose no hoodrat, so he knew I'd give valuable input into the tasks that were due, I think that is a quality he finds most sexy about me, that I am smart. After all a man wants three things... A chef in the kitchen, a smart lady in public and a whore in the bedroom. So as I got ready for work I put on a cute summer dress... I did not put on panties, why would I, and a sexy lacy bra. Took a photo of my clean and shaved girlie and sent him a text with the picture attached, asking if I was still to expect him at lunch; the response was quick "Yes Sthandwa Sam! Kodwa ungenzan..." I just ignored that and continued dressing. Putting perfume on my neck, between my breast and I rubbed it on my thighs. I packed undies and a pantyliner in my bag for later. Silently praying he would not reject me and say Im getting ahead of myself. But then again, this is my man and if I get it up, he will need me to get it back down.

At 12h55 he called to say he was waiting for me downstairs, got my bag and walked over to his car. "Hello My Love" with a smile I greeted him. He took my hand and we began driving to his favourate Curry Joint and him going on about work and who did what and so on... I figured I remove my hand from his and slowly move it towards his dick, mhmm I felt him gasp and unzipped his pants. In a weak voice he asks what I am doing and  I  just asked him to continue with work and driving khona into engisayisebenza la. His dic had more than doubled in size so I licked my lips and looked at his eyes trying desperately to concentrate on the road... Now dead silence in the car just his heavy mourning as I rubbed it up and down. I untied his seatbelt and licked my two fingers (middle and index) so that they would be a little moist. I place these wet fingers on the tip of his dick and he sighed heavily but I was not pleased with the intensity of his hard dick. So I lowered my seat and lay and lifted up my dress touched my self slowly walking my fingers up my thighs and grabbing my breast in a loud mourn, forgot we were on the road in bright day light at that. I put my fingers in me and gasped loudly that his hand was also fingering me as well. Oh I was wet and hot now. I pushed his hand away and put mine on his hard dick. Oh it was so hard it was vibrating from the blood dashing to it.

I went up to kiss his ear and he begged me to stop, so I did. Instead I lowered my head to his manhood and I put him whole inside of my mouth. I felt him release pre-cum and I loved the taste. I started sucking that dick up and down, kissing it and licking it. As deep as I could, considering the position we were in, I pushed so far back my throat that he had to pull over at some parking in town... I just went at it faster, I was relaxed now as the car had stopped but the adrenalin was circulating all over my body and gave me the courage to got faster. I reached my hands down further to his balls ahh so warm and soft. I suck it hard and deep and fast, sipping on every juice he released. Ahh he was clutching my head now, screaming my name "Awe Mandisa Ahh sthandwa sam" and I just licked it at the tip at this encouragement  And as I deep throat him slowly, I felt it vibrate then his hand tighten at the back of my neck! He couldn't hold it any more and he bust into my mouth, all the little soldiers flooded my mouth, a thick and salty mixture that I loved. I swallowed what I could and carried on sucking that dick as it lowered in size, him still going on about his mother and Jesus. I licked up all the juices and thought I was done until he pulled up my head and met me in a wild and passionate kiss reaching his hand up my dress,separating my legs violently and diving his hand into my punani. I lost consciousness at this passion and sudden spontaneous sensations ruled my body.  That's when I knew, I like it rough. He let go of me after what I think was my first nut of the day. He looked at me as I caught my breath, in awe and amaze... at this man who was willing to caress and hold me when I'm sad but also satisfy the hungry sexual beast inside me. "Ngyakthanda MaDlamini yezwa" and I just giggled and told him I still want curry as promised. He brought me the curry and as we were talking lazily about hsi study stress and what assignment he wants me to handle for him, then I noticed the detour in route. Siyaphi?

It all made sense when we pulled up at some random park. We got out and started kissing, he lifted me up and put me on top of the car's back bonnet (lol im a girly girl don't know whats the proper name, boot maybe) and he went under under my dress. I was tense and shit scared phela this is public, anyone could just rock up here. Boo didn't care, instead he came up and kissed me and said "Ngicela ungivulele bandla, hee hee cela ungangincishi into yam" and I laughed at this and did as the man wanted! He was gripping my thighs so that my legs were on his shoulders ahh he first licked and kissed the top of girlie and rubbed my annus at the same time. "Ahh baby" I said under my breath. He opened my pussy and blew gently and hawema the breeze flew up my spine I gripped his head and I felt his wet and moist tongue brushing against my clitorus. He fucked me hard with his fingers and tongue at the same time his nose still pressing my happy bean! All I could do was scream hard for more and at that moment of pure bliss and trans he pulled me down and we kissed face to face, standing, facing each other. He grabbed my neck and turned me around we moved in a salsa me facing away form him now...

His fingers were still at work on my bean and I felt his hard cock brushing the crack of my buttocks. He bent me over and put in his long curved dick in my wet pussy and ahh  nothing has ever felt so ruling. I leaned on my knees then bent further till my hands touched the floor, legs apart but he gave it to me like he was trying to give me a baby. He was also screaming at this embrace, his hands firmly on my hips. Awaiting his arrival. I fell onto the wet grass and he followed me and sat up. Catching our breath I caught glimse of my watch and noticed my lunch hour was almost over. I squatted on him and sat on him, felt his penis penetrate deeply into my punani and we moved our eyes locked into  a trance of I want yous, I love yous and Ahh baby's finally I begged, "cum for me baby" and he kissed me so hard and i fucked him so hard! Tightening those vaginal lips, sucking him dry he gripped me firmly by the buttocks and rose me to his dick in a position that we both enjoyed and moved vigorously together till he finally bust into my pussy and I just sat there with him inside! We laughed and got off the floor. He wiped me and kissed me. "Ngyakthanda lePorn Star le" I was like "awukabon lutho ke yaz" hahaha . Humbled I just hugged him... Then he laughed at me when I put my undies on. He just said you had all this planned nhe.  We held hands on the way back to work. Ended up eating while working on my desk.

Eat that cake...

At some point you try avoid being redundant in your relationship... Trying new things, new ways and new adventures. Sex is merely putting a hard penis into a vagina. That is how our ancestors did it anyway. This man of mine is significantly older than me (for a change) rural and strong. Ibhokobhoko lam nje. Also quite traditional. Not wanting doggy style or for me to stay on top for too long. Hahaha at some point we must adapt with the times. I decided on texting him that I have shaved my girlie... He was mad at me for a few days. But what was a girl to do because I wanted him to go down on me, turn me over and give it to me from behind. Nothing is as frustrating as Loving a man that does not satisfy you sexually. So had to pull up socks and force him to die or adapt #CheGuavaraVoice. 

I'd recently shaved my girlie... Watching porn, thinking of doing it with him or at least watching it with him and seeing where it would all end up... my boo that is. I truly felt the pressure and obviously lacking the skill to shave it properly! Ahh well did it as best as I could, not quite all off just a hazy brush left.
I did know the side effects it itched like hell but I knew it would be all worth it. I took a picture and sent it to him along with some intense videos. I knew he wouldn't stay mad at me after that... The next night I managed to get away from home for a night and told him... I want him!

While waiting for him I went to catch a movie at the local mall, wore a dress and no undies... coz I know my man. He wants easy access while driving... cant say I mind either. I bought supper and went to his car... I could see he was stressed from work and i thought... This is the best thing for what I have planned for his ass. We usually hold hands while driving, but this time I just opened my legs and let him feel the heat between my thighs with his hand. I slowly reached over to his dick and it was hard, i just laughed and folded my legs. He stopped the car at the back of some garage where he went outside and came in through my door, lowered my seat and came in. Opened my legs and fucked the shit out of me for a few minutes... No talking. No kissing. Guess that nut was bothering him. Guess that is what I was asking for. He went back to his side and went to the garage and bought some cookies, bread and cool drink. We drove to his place. Just Gagasi playing.

 Got to his place showered while he ate and I lay on the bed, still wet from the shower and horny as hell but also shit scared, am dealing with a traditional man who would dismiss my efforts in a second. When he was done with eating and showering etc he just sat on the couch checking the news and sports highlights, saw that as a perfect opportunity because I could see he is playing hard to get. Walked over, naked, and sat on him facing him... felt his dick growing through his track pants. I fed him my boobs and his hands gripping my buttocks closer to him. I knew I was in control. All I had on was perfume and a hair band... I let him kiss my neck and breast till I refused to go below.. just whispered... "I want to love you...let me show you how" and this point normally he would already be inside and pounding away. But not this time. Miss Gibbs was in charge. I kissed him then stood up and walked over to the one man couch where I just touched my self and told him to follow my finger with his lips... I could feel he was tense and ready to bust open so i folded my legs and pointed at my lips he kissed me, I pointed at my neck he kissed it, pointed at my breast he planted kisses there, pointed at my belly button and he kissed me... I was in control now and he was on his knees, so i hung my leg over his shoulder... exposing my hot and wet girlie to him... he looked at me as if he was in a trance or possessed by some spirit... and I finally pointed to it and he went in tongue first... Twas magical and toe curling... his arms grabbed my upper thighs firm so that I wouldn't move. He ate my girlie and all I could do was scream his name, begging for more. His tongue gentle enough o brush my clitoris and sip up my juices while strong enough to push and reach my A spot enough to make me speak in tongues... At the third cum he looked up at me and laughed and said "uright nje?" before I could answer he fucked me with his fingers and tongue simultaneously and he pulled me to the floor with him and he threw me on the long couch...facing down my knees too weak to turn around I felt his strong arms on my waist to turn me over and he put his dick inside me and fucked me in a new rhythm, his thumb pressing my clit and I spun out of control shaking uncontrollably ... its never felt like that before. I'm sure I left a mark on his arms. He stepped up and fucked my fat breast as I caught my breath! When he was ready to cum... he put his dick inside me and we moved together and his sweat dripping on to my breast and soon he busted inside me while clutching me like a crying baby... We lay there, him inside as we spoke and kissed softly... 

I kept tightening my vaginal muscles and when he was ready to... we move softly inside each other. In a heat of our bodies I came instantly, he laughed at me and said "you are amazing to please" and I said ngsayosula before we continue... following me to the bathroom he kissed me from the back. He separated my legs with his foot and let his manhood between my legs and shoved me over to the  so that Id bend over. I must admit I was a little confused, who was this sexually active man, I was not complaining though. I got grip of the bath tub and he gave it to me whole and strong from behind... My hot pussy was constantly moist and secreting juices My clit was vibrating and I felt all sorts of spasms up my spine and he says to me in a firm voice "What is my Name" I immediately said it and he asked "What do you want" I said "More" and he commanded to say it louder. I did this. While being fucked heavily from the back... His sweat dripping on my back I felt him. I don't know how but i am sure it was his finger caressing my clit... I collapsed and he spooned me and whispered "I got you" and I shook at these words. Now we were on the bed and rolling over together till I got to the top and told him to behave and I fucked him smoothly and softly... He was saying things under his breath and begged me to go faster... I wanted him to keep to the suspense so I just rid him . And once I increased the pace I felt him gripping me tightly and holding himself from busting, now i was like a wild person on him, jumping on that dick like a porn star. I let him come (after me of course) and I lay on top of him in a hug filled with cum and sweat and misty I love yous and in the backround still the news highlights... Woke up at midnight and switched everything off and came back and lay next to him. My sexually activated zulu warrior. 

If I Cry...It is over

A signature on the cheque written in my hearts blood my tears will seal this deal 
Demon of love I've heard about your persistence... You anger your rage! I'd rather die with hate than to give yu lucifer of cupids the satisfaction of shedding my tears in your name 
You spike demand and pride to tear us apart... My goddess of love will mend those stitches and I'll be reunited with the one whose name is carved next to mine in Gods stone 

My fingers ache to brush his face once again_my throat itches to say I love you to him...one more time before I shed these tears and let our hearts flow in different places 

When my heart beats it remains the same as my soul mates... If I cry that frequency will change and we would be lost from each other forever 
I long to live in a warm place above the stars...but I'll let my body be the feasts of those dead before me or the maggots indulge in my flesh before I let your heart drift away from mine 

If I cry_ ours is to bury our year old baby in shallow water and let rot... So I will not shed these tears! So I will keep them un till you tell me that yu cried and let me go! I refuse to cry... 
Even when I hear love songs that spell our names with glitter in melodies! I will not cry untill you tell me that you cried and let us go fly away frm each other 
I will not...